As the season of autumn draws to a close, and winter is just around the bend, many will be devastated to move into the harsher, colder, darker months. However, some crazy people might actually be excited to enter this cosy season of doom and despair. This probes the question: what does your favourite season say about you?
Winter: As already suggested, I refuse to believe winter is actually anybody’s favourite season. No one can actually enjoy the bleak, dark, cold torture of January, February and March. The only holidays guaranteed to fall into these months are New Year’s Day, which is spent hungover, and Valentine’s Day, which is hell for everyone (even if you are in a couple). If this is your favourite season, I beg you to take a look in the mirror and stop lying to yourself.
Spring: A usual but admirable choice for your favourite season would be spring. It is safe to say that for most, spring comes as a welcoming sign of hope as the leaves begin to reappear and daffodils are back in bloom. This is an especially beautiful season in Edinburgh, as the meadows become dominated by the pink blossom trees creating a truly stunning atmosphere. You are probably the mum in your friendship group, always there to provide helpful advice and provide a positive outlook on an otherwise bleak situation.
Autumn: I am 100 per cent confident that if autumn is your favourite season you are probably somewhat of a male manipulator. In line with the performative man trope, you enjoy Clairo, reading and tote bags. Everyone loves the orange leaves of autumn, but please stop making this your entire personality and stop romanticising Edinburgh.
Summer: In my opinion, the best type of person’s favourite season is summer! You are always fun to be around, always providing gossip, and always the first to suggest an afternoon pint or aperol spritz. The sun must channel its energy into you because you truly radiate warmth and fun in the best way.
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