We’ve all had that moment, watching a film with our parents, when out of nowhere some characters are going at it like rabbits, and all of a sudden the floor and/or ceiling becomes the most interesting thing in the world. From personal experience, the opening sex scene in the underrated horror Little Monsters (2019) was horrific enough, and we swiftly changed to something more family-friendly. Although most of us have just left our parents, it’s ideal to have a repertoire of films to avoid the awkwardness of unexpected sex. From classic 1980s action flicks to recent blockbusters and the occasional romcom, with sadly some exceptions, there are plenty of options to choose from.
Frankly, many 1980s movies fit a family-friendly narrative; the filmographies of George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Chris Columbus contain a plethora of safe bets. The Indiana Jones trilogy contains enough action-adventure to keep everyone entertained, with iconic characters that make for a good time. Similarly, the original Star Wars trilogy provides a classic sci-fi option, and the wild PowerPoint transitions provide an occasional laugh as well. I’m aware of the obvious ‘Dad Movies’ present, but trust me, there will be no three-hour war movies on this list, nor will there be James Bond. Just Google the names of Bond girls, and you’ll understand why. Though if you’re after a more modern blockbuster, any Marvel or DC (not including 2016’s Suicide Squad) movie is an easy fix, though beware of later Marvel movies as your parents may be asking too many questions: “Who’s that?”, “Were they in the last movie?”, and “I thought he was dead?”. DC doesn’t have that issue, thanks to the lack of a stable universe, though I would strongly recommend any James Gunn DC movie or Nolan’s Batman Trilogy.
If you’re in the mood for something more romantic, any classic 2000s rom-com will suffice. From How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003), The Devil Wears Prada (2006), and My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002), the wholesome vibes stand the test of time and avoid any awkward sexual scenes. This does mean avoid Love Actually (2003), at all costs, as well as Love & Other Drugs (2010) and Pretty Woman (1990). The safest bet of all is any period drama, completely sex-free: Pride and Prejudice (whether it be the 1995 miniseries or the 2005 film), Sense and Sensibility (1995) or Emma (2020).
Another safe genre is that of the musical, with many options to enjoy with your parents. Whether you decide on the nearly three-hour classics like The Sound of Music (1965) or My Fair Lady (1964), all of which are correct choices, or more modern choices like Chicago (2002), Mamma Mia (2008), and Wicked (2024), they provide wholesome and ideal escapism. The great songs and visuals contain the best entertainment and enjoyment, all the while proving no moments that require bleaching anyone’s eyes and ears.
I do believe the occasional family movie night is good for the soul, ignoring the fact that it probably takes one hour and three arguments to choose one, some quality time watching a film together is worth it. Though it’s always worth checking the ‘Parents’ Guide’ if you aren’t too sure, at the risk of any unwanted sex scenes.
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