Had one too many drinks at Sneaky Pete’s or stayed too long at that random afters? As we wade through the post-Halloween November blues and into the season of winter gloom, here are some well-tested cures to beat the soul-crushing university hangover, from someone who has definitely seen the worst of it.
Starting with preventative damage control before you even go out. Leave a large bottle of cold water by your bed to chug the moment you get through the door (a water bottle beats a glass because it can’t be knocked over!). Next, cook a bigger portion of supper than usual before you head out and eat the leftovers when you get back — no cooking involved and cheaper than soggy McDonald’s that takes an hour to arrive!
The morning after, follow these steps: chug the rest of the bottle of water the second you open your eyes then go back to sleep for an hour. Shower when you wake up again and then drag yourself to one of these heavenly spots for some hangover scran. All three have outdoor seating, ideal for letting the breeze work off the hangover!
1. Renroc Cafe, Calton ££
Turkish eggs and fresh sun in your face whilst sitting outside? Name a better combination to beat the hangover! Whether it’s a Full Scottish or something lighter like a granola bowl, Renroc delivers. They also turn into a wine bar in the evening so once you have recovered you can treat yourself with a glass of red!
2. Coffee Inc , Bruntsfield £
The soup of the day and toastie deal is the hero here. It’s comforting, gentle on the stomach and kind to the bank balance (they do a student discount!). It’s safe to say I was their top customer when I lived on the road in second year. Their smoothies are also delicious and perfectly reintroduce all those vitamins that you night out have stripped away.
3. Cinverino’s Stockbridge, £
A cult classic of the New Town lot after a heavy night. The parmesan fries with aioli are an unbeatable option (and they also offer student discount!). Be warned, though: if you choose to sit outside you will most likely run into everyone you saw the night before on their obligatory Stockbridge hangover stroll.
Image of Renroc Brunch by Rose Spencer-Silver for The Student






